Best Pick Up Lines

Best 90 pick up lines which are really funny, dirty, cheesy, nerdy, romantic, smooth, bad, sweet, good, cute and corny which can be said to girlfriend, boyfriend and to best friends.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Will you marry me for just one night?

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Save water, shower with a friend!

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Were do you hide your wings?

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Kanye feel the love tonight?

Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

You are almost as hot as my mom.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

Didn’t I do your sister?

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?

You look like my mom!

Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.