100 Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Today we are sharing the best and funny but cheesy pick up lines for girls and boys out there who were in search of most cheesiest pick up lines in English.

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!

Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!

Were do you hide your wings?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!

Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Can you give me a tour of your body?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

So what haven’t you been told tonight?

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

That dress looks great on you

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Dinner first? No? Hey, if we’re gonna have sex I gotta eat!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?