100 Best Dirty Pick Up Lines

There are the super Dirty Pick Up Lines for her which are funny, hilarious, amazing, smooth, lame and hot that is surely gonna work by this one line pick up lines.

Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!

Are we related? Do you want to be?

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

Baby… wanna come for a ride?

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.

You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.

Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

You look familiar, have we had sex before?

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

You’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?

You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

Wow! Are those real?

Can I please be your slave tonight?

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

Can I see your tan lines?

Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Baby… wanna come for a ride?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Do you take it up the ass?

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Will you marry me for just one night?

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?

Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.